Anonymous said: Will you be my friend?
hey you’re a cutie
Anonymous said: Burgundy is the bomb. Thiugh it makes me think of those "its fucking red" gifs. I hope you know what I mean.
Haha I know what you mean :) dark red is the bomb :D
stuck at work for another hour.
entertain me, world!
Anonymous said: With a great penis, comes great responsibility.
You don’t have to tell me, trust me
Anonymous said: A penis is never late, nor is it early. A penis comes precisely when it means to.
Gandalf said that. Sorta.
Anonymous said: Remember never think with your heart. Think with your penis.
That is some truly horrible advice.